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Some T-shirts politely introduce themselves. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"127\"\u003eMount And Dew Me Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e kicks the front door open, raids the snack cabinet, cracks open a cold one, and asks if anybody wants to make bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eThat's exactly the kind of energy we like around here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"338\"\u003eMount And Dew Me Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hilarious \u003cstrong data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eblack graphic T-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e featuring a clean, bold chest print that plays on one of America's most recognizable soft drink logos. 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